loki-ten: i alternate daily between being an introverted pretentious intellectual and a 5 year old child
Unless I'm reading this wrong, Dollshe is... →
tetradoodles: NOOOO CANNOT AFFORD A SAINT RIGHT NOW DSAKFSDAJSGJFLGDLSFJDSF Wat noooo. Though if they’d have added the option of recasting SA Bermann, I’d be even more screwed.
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
Me: If I pass you in the right lane, YOU ARE IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE GTFO
Me: PICK A FUCKING LANE ASSHOLE, STOP STRADDLING THE MIDDLE
When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I...
I end up staring at my notifications like
Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even...