Coffee grinds in my bra. Awesome.
Bijou has stolen a package of pipe cleaners and is now taking a nap with them in her carrier =__=
I've lost my power!
No, seriously. The power cord to my macbook pro broke T_T. The magnet end snapped right off. They’re so goddamn expensive to replace, too.
Raptor jokes are fair game if they’re not referenced with Jurassic Park haha.
I might be able to tolerate all of these rapture jokes if the people making them had their facts straight. I am by no means any sort of Christian whatsoever but goddamn the amount of ignorance out there is maddening.
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morgendorffer-: Let us remember: First of all, the Bible we know is not a complete work. It was edited and taken apart by a bunch of old white dudes back in the medieval times. Therefore, the book that this entire prophecy (if you can even call it that), is a flawed or incomplete…
I do not undertand the dubstep genre.
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elzamine: blindflower: angiechan070707: onnawufei: hamatokameko: deathandcandy: polly-wog: holy cow Polly Fowler’s anagram name is FOLLOW REPLY HOW DID THEY KNOW I HAVE A TUMBLR……………………….. Mallory Jenkins got NOMINALLY JERKS. Makes sense to me. Zara Jayne Humphreys = AMAZER AS JURY HYPHEN. Perhaps I am destined to be the very best juror, like no-one ever was? My real name,...
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chgoferrets: Vet told me that if your ferret swallows something you need to get out fast (like the foam earbud cover from earphones) immediately give 0.1 cc of hydrogen peroxide to induce vomiting. It’s gross and scary for them and they will foam at the mouth. Be prepared. If the foreign… We do this with my dog when he gets chocolate or anything like that.
I am so disappointed and disgusted with the...
captainlanta: Let’s have an election due to a vote of no confidence! … EVERYONE VOTES THE SAME. What the fuck is wrong with you, Canada? That pig is back in power, in MAJORITY even, and all of you who voted conservative ((or who didn’t bother to vote at all)) are going to get exactly what you deserve because of it. Fuck. Fuck this. This is a step back, Canada. That man is NOT my Prime...