May 2011
19 posts
2 tags
Coffee grinds in my bra. Awesome.
May 31st
3 tags
Bijou has stolen a package of pipe cleaners and is now taking a nap with them in her carrier =__=
May 29th
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May 27th
149 notes
I've lost my power!
No, seriously. The power cord to my macbook pro broke T_T. The magnet end snapped right off. They’re so goddamn expensive to replace, too.
May 26th
Raptor jokes are fair game if they’re not referenced with Jurassic Park haha.
May 21st
May 21st
1,657 notes
I might be able to tolerate all of these rapture jokes if the people making them had their facts straight. I am by no means any sort of Christian whatsoever but goddamn the amount of ignorance out there is maddening.
May 21st
5 tags
May 20th
16 notes
The Captain's Log: Alright, there is an amazing... →
morgendorffer-: Let us remember: First of all, the Bible we know is not a complete work. It was edited and taken apart by a bunch of old white dudes back in the medieval times. Therefore, the book that this entire prophecy (if you can even call it that), is a flawed or incomplete…
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 16th
11 notes
I do not undertand the dubstep genre.
May 14th
Find your name's best anagram →
elzamine: blindflower: angiechan070707: onnawufei: hamatokameko: deathandcandy: polly-wog: holy cow Polly Fowler’s anagram name is FOLLOW REPLY HOW DID THEY KNOW I HAVE A TUMBLR……………………….. Mallory Jenkins got NOMINALLY JERKS. Makes sense to me. Zara Jayne Humphreys = AMAZER AS JURY HYPHEN. Perhaps I am destined to be the very best juror, like no-one ever was? My real name,...
May 13th
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May 10th
15,888 notes
The Captain's Log: Pro Tip →
chgoferrets: Vet told me that if your ferret swallows something you need to get out fast (like the foam earbud cover from earphones) immediately give 0.1 cc of hydrogen peroxide to induce vomiting. It’s gross and scary for them and they will foam at the mouth. Be prepared. If the foreign… We do this with my dog when he gets chocolate or anything like that.
May 8th
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May 7th
327 notes
I am so disappointed and disgusted with the...
captainlanta: Let’s have an election due to a vote of no confidence! … EVERYONE VOTES THE SAME. What the fuck is wrong with you, Canada? That pig is back in power, in MAJORITY even, and all of you who voted conservative ((or who didn’t bother to vote at all)) are going to get exactly what you deserve because of it. Fuck. Fuck this. This is a step back, Canada. That man is NOT my Prime...
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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April 2011
40 posts
Apr 24th