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carrotsforferrets:

people (and bethesda, jesus christ) tend to forget that according to the lore, there are multiple types of Khajiiti. We only typically see the Suthay-Rhats, but Khajit can be born with multiple levels of feline appearance dependent on the moon cycle they are born under. On one end of the spectrum you have some Khajiit who look practically like Bosmer with cat whiskers, and on the other end you have Khajiit who legit just look like housecats but still have sentience and intelligence. For instance, this would be considered to be a perfectly normal Khajiit family in Elsweyr.

carrotsforferrets:

people (and bethesda, jesus christ) tend to forget that according to the lore, there are multiple types of Khajiiti. We only typically see the Suthay-Rhats, but Khajit can be born with multiple levels of feline appearance dependent on the moon cycle they are born under. On one end of the spectrum you have some Khajiit who look practically like Bosmer with cat whiskers, and on the other end you have Khajiit who legit just look like housecats but still have sentience and intelligence. For instance, this would be considered to be a perfectly normal Khajiit family in Elsweyr.

theminttu:

A late night Dunmer sketch that I liked enough to spend some time on quick colors… a small former ashlander merchant, perhaps? Authentic Dunmer craftsmanship, anyone? For you, Outlander, everything is half off :-)

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

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(Source: pleatedjeans)

retrogradeworks:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

Life Hacks For Dog Owners Here

Those diy beds are adorable and cats would -love- em.

irishbitz:

My favorite kind of day. Snuggle up with a cuppa tea, a good book, and some knitting. Perfect.

irishbitz:

My favorite kind of day. Snuggle up with a cuppa tea, a good book, and some knitting. Perfect.

vimandvigour:

nemfrog:

Cockatoo typology on linen. A Collection of Distinctive Hand-Block Printed Linens & Cretonnes. 1900.

Amazing & inspiring.

vimandvigour:

nemfrog:

Cockatoo typology on linen. A Collection of Distinctive Hand-Block Printed Linens & Cretonnes. 1900.

Amazing & inspiring.

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

Sep 7

tavishthomas:

mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

"reasons I need to play D&D"

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

hamishmash:

I’m not joking, Charlie Kelly from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is so important to me like I got told to watch this show because it’s funny and does satire really, really well but I never intended to be endeared to these awful people so completely. They do such an amazing job at, not excusing their actions, but explaining where they come from.
You could put all the canon and implied backstory of this character into a book and it’d be a tragic novel. 
This abused, asexual, illiterate, aborted, addict needs to be protected. I fear for what this fucking show will do to him next. I just want him to get out and be safe. 

hamishmash:

I’m not joking, Charlie Kelly from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is so important to me like I got told to watch this show because it’s funny and does satire really, really well but I never intended to be endeared to these awful people so completely. They do such an amazing job at, not excusing their actions, but explaining where they come from.

You could put all the canon and implied backstory of this character into a book and it’d be a tragic novel. 

This abused, asexual, illiterate, aborted, addict needs to be protected. I fear for what this fucking show will do to him next. I just want him to get out and be safe. 

seandunkley:

archiemcphee:

Amsterdam-based artist Cedric Laquieze (previously featured here) recently completed a fascinating new series of his exquisite taxidermy Fairies. These delicate sculptures are primarily composed of parts from many different insect species, but if you look closely you’ll notice bones, seeds and even a few scorpion parts as well.

Visit Cedric Laquieze’s blog for many additional images and to check out some of his other enchanting creations.

[via Cedric Laquieze]

Morbid but cool.

dozencarnival:

khanandkittens:

KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. 

(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

dandalf-thegay

Aug 6

Look at yourself. Look at yourself really close. Think about all you’ve been through. All the tears you’ve cried. All the hurt you’ve felt. All the times you thought you couldn’t handle anymore. Realize how far you’ve come. How strong you are today. How brave and beautiful you are. Smile. You are stronger than you think. You’re one amazing person. Know that. Tell yourself. Believe it.

(Source: invisibletosociety)

Aug 3

spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

Aug 3
quezycoatl:

anjastasia:

captain-ameribun:

crezelle:

Kights of the old Pride Rock.
This could be interesting

FFXIV and Captain America.  I’m not quite sure how this would even work.

TOR and X-men: Days of Future Past. Oh, THIS would be interesting. I’d love to see Satele Shan and Professor X in the same room.

The Last Unicorn and Zelda: Windwaker.
THIS IS A FUCKING FABULOUS COMBINATION! UNICORNS IN THE OCEAN WHILE I SAIL AROUND FUCK YES.

Binary Domain and The Great Gastby
That would actually be amazing.

quezycoatl:

anjastasia:

captain-ameribun:

crezelle:

Kights of the old Pride Rock.

This could be interesting

FFXIV and Captain America.  I’m not quite sure how this would even work.

TOR and X-men: Days of Future Past. Oh, THIS would be interesting. I’d love to see Satele Shan and Professor X in the same room.

The Last Unicorn and Zelda: Windwaker.

THIS IS A FUCKING FABULOUS COMBINATION! UNICORNS IN THE OCEAN WHILE I SAIL AROUND FUCK YES.

Binary Domain and The Great Gastby

That would actually be amazing.

(Source: firesoulbladesadventures)