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minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

hamishmash:

I’m not joking, Charlie Kelly from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is so important to me like I got told to watch this show because it’s funny and does satire really, really well but I never intended to be endeared to these awful people so completely. They do such an amazing job at, not excusing their actions, but explaining where they come from.
You could put all the canon and implied backstory of this character into a book and it’d be a tragic novel. 
This abused, asexual, illiterate, aborted, addict needs to be protected. I fear for what this fucking show will do to him next. I just want him to get out and be safe. 

hamishmash:

I’m not joking, Charlie Kelly from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is so important to me like I got told to watch this show because it’s funny and does satire really, really well but I never intended to be endeared to these awful people so completely. They do such an amazing job at, not excusing their actions, but explaining where they come from.

You could put all the canon and implied backstory of this character into a book and it’d be a tragic novel. 

This abused, asexual, illiterate, aborted, addict needs to be protected. I fear for what this fucking show will do to him next. I just want him to get out and be safe. 

seandunkley:

archiemcphee:

Amsterdam-based artist Cedric Laquieze (previously featured here) recently completed a fascinating new series of his exquisite taxidermy Fairies. These delicate sculptures are primarily composed of parts from many different insect species, but if you look closely you’ll notice bones, seeds and even a few scorpion parts as well.

Visit Cedric Laquieze’s blog for many additional images and to check out some of his other enchanting creations.

[via Cedric Laquieze]

Morbid but cool.

dozencarnival:

khanandkittens:

KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. 

(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

dandalf-thegay

Aug 6

Look at yourself. Look at yourself really close. Think about all you’ve been through. All the tears you’ve cried. All the hurt you’ve felt. All the times you thought you couldn’t handle anymore. Realize how far you’ve come. How strong you are today. How brave and beautiful you are. Smile. You are stronger than you think. You’re one amazing person. Know that. Tell yourself. Believe it.

(Source: invisibletosociety)

Aug 3

spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

Aug 3
quezycoatl:

anjastasia:

captain-ameribun:

crezelle:

Kights of the old Pride Rock.
This could be interesting

FFXIV and Captain America.  I’m not quite sure how this would even work.

TOR and X-men: Days of Future Past. Oh, THIS would be interesting. I’d love to see Satele Shan and Professor X in the same room.

The Last Unicorn and Zelda: Windwaker.
THIS IS A FUCKING FABULOUS COMBINATION! UNICORNS IN THE OCEAN WHILE I SAIL AROUND FUCK YES.

Binary Domain and The Great Gastby
That would actually be amazing.

quezycoatl:

anjastasia:

captain-ameribun:

crezelle:

Kights of the old Pride Rock.

This could be interesting

FFXIV and Captain America.  I’m not quite sure how this would even work.

TOR and X-men: Days of Future Past. Oh, THIS would be interesting. I’d love to see Satele Shan and Professor X in the same room.

The Last Unicorn and Zelda: Windwaker.

THIS IS A FUCKING FABULOUS COMBINATION! UNICORNS IN THE OCEAN WHILE I SAIL AROUND FUCK YES.

Binary Domain and The Great Gastby

That would actually be amazing.

(Source: firesoulblade123)

Jul 9

(Source: allthingspawnee)

kraftingwithkrissy:

Who’s ready for the weekend?! 

#thisgirl #kraftingwithkrissy #diy #crafts #crochet #knitting #instacrochet #instaknit #quote #crochetlove #instagood #instafollow #tgif #readyfortheweekend

kraftingwithkrissy:

Who’s ready for the weekend?!

#thisgirl #kraftingwithkrissy #diy #crafts #crochet #knitting #instacrochet #instaknit #quote #crochetlove #instagood #instafollow #tgif #readyfortheweekend

(Source: grittysiren)

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

- 36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)

(Source: shessoprettywhenshelies)

specialedition87:

mashable:

Windsor Is Coming

Queen Elizabeth II paid a visit to the Game of Thrones set in Belfast, Ireland, on Tuesday. Look out, Westeros. Though she may already be sitting on the Throne of England, it looks like Queen Elizabeth II has her eyes on the Iron Throne too.

Amazing. This and that the British Monarchy is on Instagram.

(Source: benigoat)

lintufriikki:

(◕‿◕✿) flower effect

reblogstronomical:

good

reblogstronomical:

good

(Source: hudsonchristie)